Some more light hearted humour from Ozanam Industries

Well, I am sure that everyone is back to work after a wonderful Queens birthday long weekend. So, I thought that I might share a bit of humour in this month's newsletter. I hope that you enjoy them and that they make you smile:

I was standing in the park wondering why frisbees get bigger as they get closer. Then it hit me

When people tell me "You're going to regret that in the morning," I sleep in until noon because I'm a problem solver

Dear life, I understand very clearly that you are not fair so you can stop teaching me that lesson

Happiness is having a large, loving, caring, close-knit family in another city

Behind every great man is a woman rolling her eyes

People who think they know everything are a great annoyance to those of us who do

I love deadlines. I like the whooshing sound they make as they fly by

There is life without Facebook, Twitter, LinkedIn and the Internet. Great, send me the link

Respect your parents. They passed HSC without the assistance of Google

Singing in the shower is fun until you get shampoo in your month. Then it becomes a soap opera

If a woman speaks and no one listens, chances are her name is Mum

A cop pulled me over and said "papers". I said scissors, I win and I drove off

I was working in my kitchen when I suddenly realised that I was late for Facebook

When my boss told me that this is the fifth time that I am late for work, I smiled and thought to myself great, it is Friday

And most of us can identify with this image below: